Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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