Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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