the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I would ride that face into the sunset
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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