Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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