return my video game
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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