school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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