So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We had sex on a dog bed..
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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