I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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