Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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