That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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