Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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