bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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