You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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