Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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