ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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