I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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