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Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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