you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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