it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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