the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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