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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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