Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Its about making memories worth repressing
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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