these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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