quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
