I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
