Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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