I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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