It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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