its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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