Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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