I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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