Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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