is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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