Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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