i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
