I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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