Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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