You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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