My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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