Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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