I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This girl is more easily done than said...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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