So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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