I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Randomize
