How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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