Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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