his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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