Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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