In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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