im gay
i know
yea but for you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
where are my eyebrows?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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