so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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