He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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