You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
