No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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