whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he fucked my hip out of place.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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