In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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