New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
meet me or not, i'm out of control
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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