is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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