do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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