Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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