well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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