Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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