My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
